ANSWER THIS!

No, it means you should blow your feet and put some shoes on ...em...hmm.

Stop it. You're hurting my head.

yes.

yes it does.

Naughty, of course. Worst thing I ever did? Well, I was far worse out of school, but in school I suppose the worst thing I did was telling a student teacher under observation exactly what he was going to say next. (He was giving his lesson from one of our set books which I knew off by heart - I've got a pretty good memory - so I told him what he was going to say next.

I think he failed his assessment because he never came back to our school!

Mean of me, I suppose, but he ought to have made an effort!

aaw, thanks for the story Linda

Well, I'm afraid i was very naughty. And i had an accomplice (my younger sister). I was the instigator, she just thought my naughty ideas were funny and would either help or watch (oh, a good stunt requires an audience or else what good is it?)

We would throw small objects at passing cars, but being creative I always came up with a new better idea what to throw (much to the delight of my sister, lol) One day I decided if i took the dish detergent bottle, and filled it with water, i could squirt a stream of water quite a long way (oh yes!) and we proceeded to squirt people's cars, well, one of them had an open window, and all I heard was "My coiffure!!!" (older woman screaming). We were of course already running and dying from hysterics (Oh, laughing was the point to doing these things)

Our parents used to take us with them, when they went shopping at the department store every saturday. We found a whole new universe of possibility there! One week it was the blowup punching doll (stabbed it with a large safety pin (safe my ass!) *ahem* Another week, we opened a label maker and started making labels with swears on them. We were going to the fireworks (a carnival) later, so the plan was hatched to go around sticking these on the back of people's coats. At the age we were, this seemed hilarious, and trust me we had a lot of fun doing it. There was also the great gum chewing caper (we kept half chewing wads of gum, and sticking them in the shoes, in the shoe department (ok, that one is STILL funny

Ah it's a wonder i didnt end up a delinquent!


Good times. Good times.

Oh I can't beat Hunny's story (You were a naughty naughty girl for sure, but you were also exercising your creativity and learning to strategize and execute plans, work as a team and all that, so not all bad (but very very naughty ).


Oh and me? We did throw snowballs at cars and run away laughing incredibly hard. But as far as I know that's a thrill every kid tries out at some point. Other than that, naw, nothing beyond average pranks for a kid.

In ninth grade Algebra, we used to chew a bit of the yellow math paper and throw it at the ceiling to make it stick (ew, yea, yea. I know). But it was an ongoing artwork we were creating, with all the yellow dots and the "forest" of matches... One day I decided to make the biggest spitball ever contrived. I spent the entire period chewing up pages of paper into a spitball about the size of a Titlest (a golf ball). I really had to heave it hard to get it up to the ceiling and have a chance of it sticking. Well, I got it done, but the 'thud' it made when it hit alerted the teacher and we had to gag our laughter and sputter when she turned around. She didn't catch us. But the masterpiece was complete! (I like to imagine it as the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, being as there was a ;little world up there, over my desk!

When we got back to school, after summer vacation, it was gone The janitor had replaced the tiles ( ha ha, he was my uncle!

Hunny wrote:

QUESTION:Why do gas stations advertise their prices
with a 9/10 at the end - does that
really help sell more gas?

Because if they add that extra tenth, that's it, we'll all finally get mad at them putting the price up.

QUESTION:


1 What was your favorite toy, as a kid?

2 What is your favorite toy now?