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Tell a story using these words...
Tell a story using these words...
EllenMcFelon- child prodigy
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Re: Tell a story using these words...
First story...
Tell a story. It can be about anything, but it must contain all these words:
drunken
elephant
tuba player
serious artist
political candidate
secret service man
Dolly Parton
girlscout
poisoned candy
your mother
unicycle
crashed
and they got married and had many babies
Tell a story. It can be about anything, but it must contain all these words:
drunken
elephant
tuba player
serious artist
political candidate
secret service man
Dolly Parton
girlscout
poisoned candy
your mother
unicycle
crashed
and they got married and had many babies
EllenMcFelon- child prodigy
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Re: Tell a story using these words...
The circus was in town, parading down Main Street, and a drunken man almost got stepped on by an elephant, which freaked out your mother, who was riding a unicycle in the street at the time. It seems she considers herself a serious artist at this, but she fell off when she crashed into a tuba player, whose instrument went flying through the air and took out both the political candidate and his secret service man. This actually saved the politician's life as the girl scout was actually a mercenary, there only to sell him some poisoned candy, but the accident ruined her only chance to fulfill her mission, so she decided to go meet Dolly Parton while she might be able to do that. They hit it off really well. In fact, they got married and had many babies.
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Re: Tell a story using these words...
drunken
elephant
tuba player
serious artist
political candidate
secret service man
Dolly Parton
girlscout
poisoned candy
your mother
unicycle
crashed
and they got married and had many babies
A drunken elephant and a tuba player fell in love, and they got married and had many babies.
The politician became quite concerned and called his mentor, Dolly Parton, to ask her what to do. "Find a girl scout", she said, "and- Just then the phone was cut off, so he grabbed his unicycle -which he could ride like a serious artist - and he rode to see your mother. He crashed into her house upon arrival, alerting the Secret Service man that was following him. The agent demanded, "Look, you've got to find a girl scout and- " Suddenly the agent fell to his knees and began vomiting violently. It seems some girl scout had sold him some poisoned candy. But I guess she got away with it because "shoop!" knife lands in story-teller's back, ending forever our chances of finding out about the girl scout - a most unsatisfying end. But hey, I didn't say it was going to be a good story. Em, want some candy?
elephant
tuba player
serious artist
political candidate
secret service man
Dolly Parton
girlscout
poisoned candy
your mother
unicycle
crashed
and they got married and had many babies
A drunken elephant and a tuba player fell in love, and they got married and had many babies.
The politician became quite concerned and called his mentor, Dolly Parton, to ask her what to do. "Find a girl scout", she said, "and- Just then the phone was cut off, so he grabbed his unicycle -which he could ride like a serious artist - and he rode to see your mother. He crashed into her house upon arrival, alerting the Secret Service man that was following him. The agent demanded, "Look, you've got to find a girl scout and- " Suddenly the agent fell to his knees and began vomiting violently. It seems some girl scout had sold him some poisoned candy. But I guess she got away with it because "shoop!" knife lands in story-teller's back, ending forever our chances of finding out about the girl scout - a most unsatisfying end. But hey, I didn't say it was going to be a good story. Em, want some candy?
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Re: Tell a story using these words...
New story...
Tell a story. It can be about anything, but it must contain all these words:
obnoxious bastard
car full of nuns
prostitute
rick santorum
your mother
hot dog vendor
high-priced lawyer
he was no boyscout
locked in the trunk
back road
pop corn
eviscerated cows
aliens with freshly lubed anal probes
and they got married and had many babies
Tell a story. It can be about anything, but it must contain all these words:
obnoxious bastard
car full of nuns
prostitute
rick santorum
your mother
hot dog vendor
high-priced lawyer
he was no boyscout
locked in the trunk
back road
pop corn
eviscerated cows
aliens with freshly lubed anal probes
and they got married and had many babies
Hunny- head cheerleader
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